Problems with writing slash for years and then suddenly switching to het and panicking about it:
- "Hang on, how can they be 'chest to chest' when there are breasts in the way? Oh, no, it's cool, they're squashy enough."
- "No no no, fingering is easier from the front, not the back, especially when clothes are still on."
- "WAIT. WHERE DID THE COME GO??"