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[lauren3210]

Problems with writing slash for years and then suddenly switching to het and panicking about it:

1. "Hang on, how can they be 'chest to chest' when there are breasts in the way? Oh, no, it's cool, they're squashy enough."


2. "No no no, fingering is easier from the front, not the back, especially when clothes are still on."


3. "WAIT. WHERE DID THE COME GO??"

Man, writing about dicks is so much easier, I think I'll go back to that, tbh.

Comments

[nia_kantorka]

The one time I wrote a het scene last year I hat to really think about the right vocabulary. I don't really think about it while reading, only while writing. Ergo I was lost at first. LOL
So hilarious.

[celestlyn.livejournal.com]

LOL! "Where did the come go?" Too funny.

I've written a wee bit of het, but I just didn't get explicit. Writing about the c-word is a little squicky for me. I don't even like to read it all that much.

[besamislabios]

LOL!

now I'm curious, what het pairing are you writing?

[tryslora]

*dies giggling*

[gracerene]

Ooo, what het are you writing!?! LOL. :D

But yes, funny how positioning etc. is different.

[blithelybonny.livejournal.com]

Ahahah awesome.

[smirkingcat.livejournal.com]

LOL
i think that too
each time i start writing het (and most of the time i have given up because meh)
thank you for letting me know i'm not alone
and LOL for your points they are very true and very amazing

[capitu]

This made me laugh so hard! "Where did the come go?" LOL!