Hilarious link everybody needs to read

[lauren3210]

A friend of mine sent me a link in an email, to a Buzzfeed article retelling Harry Potter with Hermione as the main character. And I am dying I'm laughing so hard. It's about feminism, and it's bloody brilliant, please have a look and a laugh!

Hermione Granger and the Goddamn Patriarchy

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[gracerene]

Okay, this was legit amazing.

To make sure they were completely safe, she shipped them off to Australia, where nothing dangerous ever happens. LOL

Hermione did not like being ignored, nor did she like institutional gender bias. So she set that bitch on fire. OMG, and they keep referencing her setting bitches on fire. I love ti!

When confronted, Dumbledore did what Dumbledore did best. Left teenagers to deal with everything. such truth!

[lauren3210.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I'm still laughing, it's so fantastic!

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

It really is kind of brilliant! :D

[lauren3210.livejournal.com]

Haha, ikr?

[nia_kantorka]

“Alright gorgeous, wanna see my wand?”
She did not want to see his wand. She couldn’t think of anything she’d like to see less.
Muahahahaha.

Without Hermione, The Boy Who Lived would be dead as shit.
True.

And despite valuing knowledge above all, part of her couldn’t help but enjoy how flawless she looked while knocking Draco Hair Gel the fuck out.
giggles helplessly here

How much fun it was to play with their broomsticks.
giggles like a lunatic now, husband asks if everything's alright...

I can see McGonagall say things like that “Hurt my students again, and I’ll fuck up your shit.”

OMG, could quote the whole thing because it's fabulous and hilariously funny. Thank you for sharing, hon! ♥

[lauren3210.livejournal.com]

Me and some friends were quoting it back to each other on twitter for ages! I'm glad you enjoyed it sweetie, I'm still giggling about it hours later, haha!

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

LOLOL!

#YesAllWizards = amazing. And I might never look at Voldemort's snake quite the same way again.

[lauren3210.livejournal.com]

And I might never look at Voldemort's snake quite the same way again. Just the tip! Hahahahahaha!

#YesAllWizards wins all the awards, and I much prefer this ending to the actual epilogue we got tbh :D