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[lauren3210]

Problems with writing slash for years and then suddenly switching to het and panicking about it:

1. "Hang on, how can they be 'chest to chest' when there are breasts in the way? Oh, no, it's cool, they're squashy enough."


2. "No no no, fingering is easier from the front, not the back, especially when clothes are still on."


3. "WAIT. WHERE DID THE COME GO??"

Man, writing about dicks is so much easier, I think I'll go back to that, tbh.

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[lauren3210.livejournal.com]

LOL yeah, I can see that; we're all socially conditioned to think of female body parts as 'mysterious' and 'embarrassing', as a way to keep us cowed yet still seen as alluring to the males. /feminist rant. I was proper freaked out by the dick deficit though, haha!