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[lauren3210]

Problems with writing slash for years and then suddenly switching to het and panicking about it:

1. "Hang on, how can they be 'chest to chest' when there are breasts in the way? Oh, no, it's cool, they're squashy enough."


2. "No no no, fingering is easier from the front, not the back, especially when clothes are still on."


3. "WAIT. WHERE DID THE COME GO??"

Man, writing about dicks is so much easier, I think I'll go back to that, tbh.

Comments

[lauren3210.livejournal.com]

Seriously no lie, I spent a moment squashing my own boobs just to make sure it would work, as though I'd never pressed them against a man's chest before :D

[tryslora]

*laughs* They don't squish as much as I think they should sometimes! It's more like boob to chest, but boobs are part of chest so... semantics?? *still giggling*

[lauren3210.livejournal.com]

Semantics, absolutely. In the end, I just went with it, cause the character's a skinny thing with hardly any boob anyway (compared to myself, who could probably knock someone out if I turn around too fast), and I just figured, ah fuck it, they're both chests, people can deal, LOL!